Eleven.

Don’t underestimate the power of the female mind.

We all need to keep our strength up and our wits about us right now, so here’s a blend of Eleven vital ingredients to fortify your mind.

Carrying an important message through vitamins A,B, C, D, E, and K

Ingredients:

String lights, hand painted vitamin letters, wig cap, honey mixed with food coloring, eyeshadow, kale, avocado, blueberries, banana, goji berries, hemp seeds, coconut milk, acai powder, chia seeds, matcha

Recipe:

• ¼ avocado 
  

• 1 cup kale, torn with stems removed 
  

• 1 cup blueberries
  

• ½ banana
  

•  1/3 cup dried goji berries (can be pre-soaked)
  

• 3 tbsp hemp nuts
  

• 1 cup coconut or almond milk (or blend of the two)
  

• ½ tbsp acai powder 
  

• 1 tsp matcha green tea powder
  

• sprinkle of chia seeds
  

• squeeze of lime
  

A Good Defense

It’s the (Night Of) the Golden Globes and it’s chock full of goodness. Here’s a blend to soothe itchy winter skin and help grant you immunity. Drink up to have a fighting chance this week.

Ingredients: Baby kale, rainbow chard, pineapple, beets, banana, flaxseed, almond milk, curly wig, torn cotton, eyeliner pencil, face paint, cling wrap, chopstick

Recipe:

• 1 handful baby kale
  
• 1 handful rainbow/swiss chard
  
• 1 cup chopped pineapple
  
• ½ cup chopped beets
  
• ½ banana
  
• 1 tbsp flaxseed
  
• 1 cup almond milk
  

Cherry Lewis

“This is the week that never ends… Yes it goes on and on my friends…”
Here’s a blend for feisty puppets & puppetmasters everywhere, inspired by one of my favorite duos-childhood icons Shari Lewis and Lambchop!
Sweet enough for the kid in you, with a shot of (wheat)grass so you’ll be grazing like the sheep star herself.
We’re almost to the weekend, so play along everyone!

Ingredients:
Cherries, baby kale, wheatgrass, banana, chia seeds, almond milk, red wig, Lambchop sock puppet, television personality blouse, dungarees, paper, Jane Iredale lip liner pencil, Jane Iredale liquid liner, Onomie concealer, Onomie highlighter, Sante eyebrow pencil, RMS blush and eyeshadow, BITE lipstick, faux eyelashes

Recipe:
-1 heaping cup frozen cherries
-½ banana
-2 handfuls baby kale
-½ cup fresh wheatgrass or ¼ to ½ tsp. wheatgrass powder
-¼ cup chia seeds
-1 cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk

CLEOPATCHRA

A seasonal blend for feeling gourdgeous inside and out.

Ingredients:

Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger, banana, baby spinach, honey, almond milk, Egyptian style beaded headpiece, wire hanger headpiece with gourd, black wig, white dress, metallic wrapping paper, “snake” gourd, all make-up products by @janeiredale

Recipe:

• ½ cup canned pure pumpkin
  
• ½ large banana (frozen)
  
• 1" piece ginger, peeled & chopped
  
• 1 large handful baby spinach
  
• 1 cup almond milk (unsweetened)
  
• 1 tbsp. honey*
  
• 1 tsp. ground cinnamon
  

*Ancient Egyptians believed in the healing powers of honey

This transformation features products by Jane Iredale, a cruelty-free make up company whose multi-functional products are also good for your skin. Products used for this look include the following:

*Smooth Affair facial primer and brightener
*Glow Time Full Coverage Mineral BB cream in BB5
*Active Light Under-Eye Concealer in shade no. 3
*In Touch Cream Blush in Clarity
*Eye pencil in Basic Black
*Liquid Eyeliner in Black
*Glamour Eye and Lip Palette eyeshadow in Magic
*Pure Moist Lipstick in Lily (mixed with a touch of concealer)
*Lip Pencil in Peach
*24-Karat Gold Dust in Silver

TRUMP DUMP

If you’re feeling like you need to unload and start fresh after last night’s debate, this is the blend for you.

GRAB these ingredients: Prunes, overripe fruits, carrots, Chinese broccoli, composted delights, castor oil, lemon, locker room socks, assorted wigs, Go Green organic face paint, fuzzy eyebrows, suit, tie, Bobby pins, American flag

Recipe:
-½ bag prunes
-2 cups overripe fruits (bonus points if they’re imported from Mexico)
-2 carrots ( to help achieve that illustrious orange hue)
-1 handful Chinese broccoli
-whatever you can find in your neighbor’s compost bin
-2 tablespoons castor oil
-1 sock, lifted from a locker room
-1 lemon squeezed (for extra pucker)

Urkale

Happy National Kale Day. Remember- nutrition (and family) matters. 

Ingredients:

Kale, banana, cucumber, goji berries, turmeric powder, almond milk, acid washed denim, suspenders, 90′s shirt, Jane Iredale eyeliner pencil, Sante eyebrow pencil, glasses, wig cap

Recipe:

-2 handfuls kale

- ½ cucumber, chopped

-½ banana

-¼ cup goji berries (dried)

-¼ tsp. turmeric powder

-1 cup unsweetened almond milk

Berry Poppins
With Chim Chim Cherries

Happy Birthday to legend Julie Andrews.
Here’s a blend that will have you up and running in no time, no spoon full of sugar necessary. It’s supercalifragilisticexpialidociously delish!

Ingredients:

Strawberries, raspberries, cherries, spinach, chia seeds, almond milk, hat with berry and flower adornment, wig, Jane Iredale eyeliner pencil, Sante all-natural eyebrow pencil, RMS eye polish, RMS blush, Bare Minerals foundation, Onomie concealer, Onomie highlighting cream, lipstick, 100% pure fruit pigmented mascara, overcoat, skirt, tights, boots, umbrella, white gloves, safety pins, scarf, masking tape

Recipe:
-2 large handfuls baby spinach
-1 cup mixed berries of choice
-1 cup cherries, pitted (frozen or fresh)
-1 cup unsweetened almond milk
-¼ cup chia seeds

The Bastart of Winterkale

The Emmys are coming, Winter is coming..It’s all coming, really. So start the season with a comeback and
load up on your vitamins for your best defense.

Ingredients: 

Kale, cucumber, celery, grapefruit, pineapple, lemon, faux fur, faux leather, belts, trash bags, masking tape, winter gloves, wig, eyeliner pencil, face paint, stuffed dire wolf, coconut flakes, pillow stuffing, aluminum foil, cardboard, honey, food coloring

Recipe:

• 1 handful baby kale
  
• ½ cucumber, chopped
  
• 1 celery stalk
  
• ½ grapefruit, squeezed
  
• ½ cup pineapple (chopped, fresh or frozen)
  
• 1 cup filtered water
  
• ½ lemon, squeezed
  

BROCKY BELLBOA

“If I can change and you can change, everybody can change”

Ingredients:

Broccoli, banana, strawberry, red pepper, hemp protein powder, face paint,honey, cherry juice, shorts, “muscle” tee, masking tape, painters tape, wig, American flag, bell pepper boxing glove

Recipe:

• 1 cup broccoli, chopped
  
• ½ banana
  
• 4 or 5 strawberries, chopped
  
• ½ small red bell pepper, chopped
  
• 2 tablespoons hemp protein powder
  
• 1 cup water
  

**Pro Tip- Bruised fruit that’s been knocked around still deserves a shot- simply cut off the bruised parts before blending. Roughed up fruit is perfect for smoothies. Sweeter flavor, too!

Filling, detoxifying, energizing, and protein packed - this smoothie will help you get through several rounds in the ring.

And remember:

It ain’t blended til it’s blended

Peachachu
Poke Mango

Can you find the Pokemon??! You can? Then you’re already winning this week. Here’s a blend that pairs perfectly with the newest fitness craze. Packed with ever popular, seasonal ingredients that never get old (much like… Pokemon??) 

With beta carotene to help keep your eyes sharp for whatever you may be searching for.

Ingredients:

Peaches, mango, carrot, baby spinach, ginger, cucumber, macadamia nut milk, rain poncho, headband, foam, sharpie marker, face paint

Recipe:

• 1 handful baby spinach
  
• ½ cucumber
  
• 1 peach, chopped (pit removed)
  
• ½ cup mango, chopped
  
• 1 medium sized carrot, chopped
  
• 1" piece ginger, peeled and chopped
  
• 1 cup macadamia nut milk (or sub milk of your choice)
  

Feel free to take it on the go!